What's smarter than a dog, but dumber than a cat?

Their owner.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What breed of dog is the most depressing...?

A melancholy.

What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !

What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

Owner Jokes More Owner Jokes

Why did the alarm go off at the mansion?

Because the owner entered the correct code.

Who were the participants?

Guy: ' The owner, the cop and me. '