What's smarter than a dog, but dumber than a cat?

Their owner.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?

With a chihuahua pedal.

What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

Why do neckbeard dentists love Cats the musical?

Because m'cavity.

Owner Jokes More Owner Jokes

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

How can you tell if a picture was taken with a GoPro?

because the owner will tell you