What's smarter than a dog, but dumber than a cat?

Their owner.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's a cats favorite Mexican dish?

A purr-rito

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

Owner Jokes More Owner Jokes

What do you call the owner of Frigidaire?

A refrigerator magnate

Who were the participants?

Guy: ' The owner, the cop and me. '