Who were the participants?

Guy: ' The owner, the cop and me. '

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What do you call a guy who works out regularly?

Jim.

What exactly had the "NOW That's What I Call Music!" guy been listening to before?

Sound FX CDs Whale noises

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What do you call it when two cops dance?

Pork Grinds

Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

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Whats the only white thing about a black guy?

His owner.

Why did the alarm go off at the mansion?

Because the owner entered the correct code.