Who were the participants?

Guy: ' The owner, the cop and me. '

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

Owner Jokes More Owner Jokes

Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

Why did the alarm go off at the mansion?

Because the owner entered the correct code.