Whats the only white thing about a black guy?

His owner.

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Whats up r/jokes?

Not march.

Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van

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What do you call a black guy on the moon?

An Astronaut.

Whats the only white thing about a black guy?

His owner.

Owner Jokes More Owner Jokes

What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!"

What's smarter than a dog, but dumber than a cat?

Their owner.

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Why did that guy shoot up the church in South Carolina?

He thought it was the white thing to do.

What is that white thing in my pork&beans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren & Stimpy