What's white and fuzzy and lives high up in the trees?

A Meringue - a - tan.

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Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.