Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why do mexicans dislike rust?

Because it is feo

What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.

What does Tupac Shakur and Oceans 13 have in common?

They were both shot in Vegas!

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What is the hardest part about firing a black man?

Waiting for him to show up.

Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro

Plenty Jokes More Plenty Jokes

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.