How many Ferguson police does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.

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What does a vegetable use to change a flat?

Asparagus...

How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .

How many non-sequiturs does it take to change a light bulb?

Yes

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What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

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Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!