Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

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What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is I'll show myself out.

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You wanna pizza me !

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Patty O'Furniture

How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!

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Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

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What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

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What do you call a dog in the library?

A hush puppy.

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Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

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Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.