Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

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Row Jokes More Row Jokes

How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What kind of bird is that?

Just look at that bird!

How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

What do you call a dead bee?

Zombie.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

Safe Place Jokes More Safe Place Jokes

Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D

What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

A: The place they are aiming at.