Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

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Row Jokes More Row Jokes

What has 132 legs and 8 teeth?

A: The front row of a Garth Brooks concert!

What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer? An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!

What are you looking for in a car?

I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

What did the zombie say at the urinal?

I'm reliving myself.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why does everyone like the KKK?

Cause they're the best!

Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

Safe Place Jokes More Safe Place Jokes

Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?

A: a hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.