What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

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Why don't black pitchers throw three strikeout in a row?

Because they don't believe in the KKK

What has 60 legs and 8 teeth?

The front row of a Country concert

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What time should you book dental appointments for?

2:30 (Tooth hurty!)

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

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How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.

How many babies does it take to make light?

99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.

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What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson."

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What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.