What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

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What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

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Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus?

One tooth

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What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)

What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

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What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

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What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.