How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

Ambulance Jokes More Ambulance Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

What was the ambulance saying when they were carrying Satoru Iwata?

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Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

How do two lawyers greet each other?

With a firm handshake.

Slam Jokes More Slam Jokes

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

Brake Jokes More Brake Jokes

What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake

Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.