Slam Jokes

What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

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Why are Muslims so violent?

Because I slam.

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

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Dunk Jokes More Dunk Jokes

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

Poultry Jokes More Poultry Jokes

What do you call someone who raises poultry?

A chicken tender.

What do you call poultry that glows in the dark?

Chicken Kiev

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

What do you call a Hindu god playing basketball?

Swishnu

What do the Golden State Warriors do when they're not playing basketball?

They watch moving picktures.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What group would an obese racist join?

The cake-cake-cake.

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

Nba Jokes More Nba Jokes

What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The nba

Which NBA team likes McDonald's the most?

Denver Nuggets

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you know if a Polak is there?

A: He's the one with a duck.

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.