One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish
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Because I slam.
Because they love to slam duck!
The ambulance slammed on its brakes.
So your arse doesn't slam.
LeBronze James
They watch moving picktures.
An ambulance.
A non-prophet
Jee hawd!!!!!!!!!!
Their balls would fall out.
Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.
a girl from Jersey.
Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
Because he said his teeth weren't loose.
A brick.
Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.
They Tarot.
Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.