Slam Jokes

What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

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Why are Muslims so violent?

Because I slam.

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What is the Pope's favorite type of woman?

Nun

What do you call a nun with a drinking problem?

A bad habit

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of poor homeless people that show up to a party?

Party paupers

How long does it take a group of Mexicans to build a building?

Oh look, they're done.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

Poultry Jokes More Poultry Jokes

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

Phish Jokes More Phish Jokes

What is a computer scammer's favorite band?

PHISH

What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

Where do Canadians play Basketball?

In the NB - "eh"

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why was the baby in Africa crying?

It was having a mid-life crisis.

How do babies get out of bellies?

ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"