What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

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What's the difference between a scaffold and a magnet?

A magnet only has two Poles.

Whats the difference between a circus and The Rockettes?

The circus is a cunning array of stunts...

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How are babies different from feminists ?

Babies grow up and stop crying

When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

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What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

Phish Jokes More Phish Jokes

What is a computer scammer's favorite band?

PHISH

What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

Slam Jokes More Slam Jokes

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

Why are Muslims so violent?

Because I slam.

Dunk Jokes More Dunk Jokes

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.