Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

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Who is the most musical Canadian heroine?

Laura C-Chord.

What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use?

Triple Eh's.

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What clothes do Quakers wear?

Oat couture

Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

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Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.