Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

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Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

Mitten Jokes More Mitten Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens