What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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Why did the bicycle fall down?

because it was two-tired.

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

A: Bach in the saddle again.

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What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Why was Justin Biber in Frozen?

Cuz aparently he likes "snow".

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How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one?

He wears mittens.

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

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How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her mom rearranged the living room

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.