What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him?

ey, get off me homes!

What do you call a person who keeps falling over?

Tripical

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What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

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How do you call playing games while it snows heavily?

Blizzard Entertainment.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

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What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

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Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!