Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

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Why does Wally (Waldo) always wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted! I'll let myself out.

What did one cancer cell say to the other cancer cell ?

Let's go get Jobs.

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Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

What kind of environment do hobbits live in?

A hobbitat

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Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

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Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

What did the roadman say when he saw the Mona Lisa?

That's a peng ting.

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What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters