Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

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Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

What do beekeepers say when they go to work?

Alright, let's get down to beeswax!"

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How do tree surgeons live?

Life on the hedge!

What do you call someone that lives next a horse?

Their neighbor

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Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

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What did the roadman say when he saw the Mona Lisa?

That's a peng ting.

Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

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Why aren't you smiling?

my go-to answer is always "My yeast infection really is bubbling up."

What do you get when you minus Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear...?

A smile !