What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

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What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Who has more testicles?

contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

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What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

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How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork Chop!

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What do you call lesbians doing karate?

dikewondo

What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!