Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

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Why do hens lay eggs?

A: If they dropped them they'd break

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Why did Mr humpty dumpy push Mrs humpty dumpy off the wall?

So he could see her crack....

What drug is most destructive with phones?

Crack.

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor?

It takes guts.

Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

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What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

What do we call of spill of the world's most abundant resource?

A sunny day.