Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What drug is most destructive with phones?

Crack.

What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why did the skeleton burp?

Because he didn't have the guts to fart.

Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good :)

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.

What happens when someone spills really hot coffee on you?

You will get burned, you idiot.