Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking

What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?

A: Because she had no guts!

Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Why did the Green Giant get a new lid?

Because he always spills the beans.

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise