What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

Why did the stick-figure man's arm keep hitting him in the face?

Because it was the punch line.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did (do?

cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Sausage Jokes More Sausage Jokes

What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

What did one sausage say to the other?

You are the wurst.

Cafe Jokes More Cafe Jokes

What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?

One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone... ...And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!

What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe