What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

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How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

What is a Hindu?

It lays eggs

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When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

What did the five fingers say to the face?

SLAP!

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What do you call a woman with no legs?

Disabled.

Why did man invent curling?

To convince women sweeping was a sport.

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What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

Cafe Jokes More Cafe Jokes

What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?

One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone... ...And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!