What did one sausage say to the other?

You are the wurst.

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What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

What do you say to a naked pig?

I never sausage a body."

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Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

How many Germans does it take screw in a lightbulb?

He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.