What did one sausage say to the other?

You are the wurst.

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Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

Why are men better cooks than women?

Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.

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What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

What did one sausage say to the other?

You are the wurst.