Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

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What do you call a blind german guy?

A not see.

What do Germans say when you show them a meme?

Danke.

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What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes?

A redditor

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

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What did one smell say to the odor?

You stink at telling jokes."

What do you call a person with memory problems telling a joke?

To get to the other side.

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Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

What did one sausage say to the other?

You are the wurst.

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Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

What did the people call the bad hot dog stand?

The WURST!