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Mini-mom wage.
They put on mittens.
The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"
Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?
Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.
I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
Unicorny