How much does a midget stripper with three kids get paid?

Mini-mom wage.

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Why do skeletons have so many kids?

Because all they can do is bone.

What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes?

A redditor

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How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.