How much does a midget stripper with three kids get paid?

Mini-mom wage.

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Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

How do you tell if your eggs are rotten?

If your kid has down syndrome.

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Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

A: It was all-oink-lusive.

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!