How much does a midget stripper with three kids get paid?

Mini-mom wage.

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Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

What kid of music do old people listen to?

Hip-Pop

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What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.