How much does a midget stripper with three kids get paid?

Mini-mom wage.

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Howard was a kid with a paper route?

Probably not. Opie delivered.

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

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Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house