What do you call a bus on its way to Co...

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What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

Why are you on this bus?

Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car "

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag? : I don't know, how? : Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way." : But there's no F in way. :

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

Comic Con Jokes More Comic Con Jokes

What do you call it when seven minutes in heaven is played at Comic-Con?

A: Close encounters of the nerd kind

What do you call a bus on its way to Comic Con?

Virgin Mobile