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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

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What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

What do you call a car full of nuns?

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What cell carrier do Mormons use?

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What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

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What do you call a bus on its way to Comic Con?

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What cell service do nuns in wheelchair have?

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What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?

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What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables?

Their wheelchairs

Why are you always pushing me around and talking behind my back?

I said, "well, you are in a wheelchair".

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Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

What do you call a legless nun?

Virgin immobile. Loosely based off the nun in a wheelchair joke.

Wheel Chair Jokes More Wheel Chair Jokes

What is the softest part of a wheel chair?

The vegtable sitting in it

What do you call an attractive person in a wheel chair?

Hot wheels.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

What do you call it when a car full of Mexicans catches fire?

Baked beans

Cell Phone Jokes More Cell Phone Jokes

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

How do neurons communicate?

Cell phones