Why are you always pushing me around and talking behind my back?

I said, "well, you are in a wheelchair".

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !

What has 6 legs bits and talks in code ?

A morese-quito !

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

putting them back in the wheelchair

Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.