Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

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Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

Why do you have to nuke siberia twice?

The first one is just to break the ice.

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Why is it easy for chicks to talk ?

Because talk is cheep !

Why was the boat disobedient?

Nobody gave it a stern talking to.

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What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

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Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

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Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.