Why was the boat disobedient?

Nobody gave it a stern talking to.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why can't two jealous people talk on the phone together?

It is always an insecure line!

Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper?

Because you lose every time you talk about him ( )

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What did the upset horse use to row his boat?

A saddle.

When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.