Why was the boat disobedient?

Nobody gave it a stern talking to.

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Why do trash pandas always get into a fight?

They trash talk.

What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

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What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore