Why was the boat disobedient?

Nobody gave it a stern talking to.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat."

What do you call a boat that gives you nothing but trouble?

A woe boat.