What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

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What does Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?

They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

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Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

What did the vegetable say to the dj?

lettuce turnip the beet