What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

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How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

What gets whiter as it gets dirtier?

Michael Jackson!

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What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

Who's the biggest celebrity in the Vegetable world?

Ocra Winfrey

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What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!