How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

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What's white, plastic, and not suitable for ages 5 and under?

Michael Jackson

What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing about twenty-eight year olds?

There's 20 of them.

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Why are we at Home Depot?

Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.

Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

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How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime?

Dog:

What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

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How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*