Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

Why don't witches wear a flat cap?

There's no point to it

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a baby Muslim?

A hand grenade.

Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

Why's he happy?

He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie

Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie