Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why don't witches have babies?

Because their men have hollow-weenies!

What do witches ring for in a hotel?

B-room service.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

How did the witch almost lose her baby?

She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)