Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

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What's worse than finding a baby in a trashcan?

Finding a baby in two trashcans.

What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why don't witches have babies?

Because their men have hollow-weenies!

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.