How did the witch almost lose her baby?

She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

Who lost the presidential debate?

We Americans

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What's a foot long, is as hard as wood, and is slippery?

A wooden slipper

What is a neckbeard's favorite type of wood?

m'hogany

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

Why don't witches wear a flat cap?

There's no point to it

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Who's there ! Baby ! Baby who ?

Baby love my baby love.... !

What do you call the teacher who lost her baby?

Miss Carriage