How did the witch almost lose her baby?

She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

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What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands?

I literally can't even."

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

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When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

Answer: "I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha! :)

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Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

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Why was the baby in Africa crying?

It was having a mid-life crisis.

Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.