Why didn't the paraplegic look in the mirror?

He couldn't stand to see himself like that.

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When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

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Where will you see yourself in 15 years?

A Mirror

Where's the best place to look for a joke?

The mirror