Why didn't the paraplegic look in the mirror?

He couldn't stand to see himself like that.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

Haploid

Why do people in wheelchairs have such low confidence?

Because they never stand up for themselves.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

What color are mirrors?

I don't know, let's reflect on this.