When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Why do crippled kids get picked on so much?

Because they can't stand up for themselves.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

How many balls does Fred have?

10

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's black and smells like people?

Black People

What's got no teeth and smells?

The gearbox in the wife's car...

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

What is the difference between a laddie and a lady?

One has a d where the other doesn't.

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

Why are dwarfs so depressed?

Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.

Why did the dwarf go out of business?

The overheads were too high.