Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

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Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

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Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

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Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A: A barber.