Sumo Wrestler Jokes

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

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Cause the building collapsed, duh.

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I never sausage a body."

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What's the difference between a sumo and a feminist?

A sumo shaves their legs.

How do you pick up a feminist?

Like a bowling ball.

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Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

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Eileen.

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You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

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Sparkie.

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Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

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Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of christmas and halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

How do you confuse a feminist?

Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.

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What is the question?

Does Wagner begin with a "V"

What begins at the end and ends at the beginning?

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