Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

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Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

What do people at the Genius Bar drink from?

Einsteins

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How do you confuse a man?

You don't - they're born that way.

Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was a mummy

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What do feminists search for on scavenger hunts?

Reasons to be offended.

What's a feminists least favorite Pokemon?

Abra!

Sumo Wrestler Jokes More Sumo Wrestler Jokes

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

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How many shaves does it take to remove all a persons pubic hair?

A brazillion!

How do you spot a sumo at a feminist rally?

Look for the one with shaved legs....