Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

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What language do farsighted people speak?

Farsi.

What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

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Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of christmas and halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

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Why can't a feminist shoot a gun?

They can't handle the triggers.

What's the difference between handguns and feminists?

A handgun only has one trigger.

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Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

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What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.