What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

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Why are dogs such terrible dancers?

They have two left feet.

Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

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What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

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Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

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What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

What kind of tree barks?

A dogwood!!