What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

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Why does a dog wag it's tail?

A: No one else will do it for them

What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection?

A pointer!

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How many dead babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them

What's the difference between training wheels and training bras?

I need two hands to remove training wheels.

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Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

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What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone