What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection?

A pointer!

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How did the dog make gold soup?

He put in 24 carrots.

Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What's the best kind of guy to get fingered by?

One with Parkinson's disease!

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What do you call a midget who directs Dirty Jobs?

A Micromanager.

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was