Why Is Chemistry Racist?

It's very selective. Edit. My first time making a joke. I know I can't make a joke. This is not directed at anyone.

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Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady?

but we would never know because he couldn't stand up

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What do you call a droid who's never on time?

BB-L8

What do you say when you meet a German virgin for the first time?

Guden Tight

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How many babysitters does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

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What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

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Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

Who directed this?

HIM: "A bear attack." ME: "Never heard of him."