What happened to the ghost who went to a party?

He had a wail of a time.

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What happens when i find a good joke?

I reddit.

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

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What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1

What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish

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How did Jeffrey Dahmer make alphabet soup?

With 26 characters he met at a party.

What did the German small intestine say when you asked him if he would go to the party?

Vill i

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What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!

When do ghosts usually appear?

Just before someone screams.

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Why did the bear start playing music when the priest tried to absolve him of his sins?

Because the priest said "Bear, atone" and the bear thought he said "baritone" as in "play the baritone sax now". The bear immediately started wailing away on the sax, rocking back and forth so hard he knocked over all the prayer candles and almost snapped his own spine. All the priest could do was ask the lord for the strength needed to get this bear into heaven.

What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!