What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

Previous Random Joke Next
Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why couldn't Miley Cyrus go to the party?

She had to go t'work instead.

What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?

A cold shoulder

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What did one snowman say to the other snow man?

Do you smell carrot?

What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!