What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

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Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables

What do vegetables say when they go to party's?

TURNUP!

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip

College Jokes More College Jokes

What did the grizzly bear study at college?

He was an Ursa Major

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

Weekend Jokes More Weekend Jokes

What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend?

M'laundry."

Where do Muslims go on a weekend?

To Mecca Bingo.