What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

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Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.

Why is the retirement center nicknamed "the garden"?

Because it is full of vegetables.

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What did one turnip say to the other?

We're white and bulbous, just like America

What did the vegetable say to the dj?

lettuce turnip the beet

College Jokes More College Jokes

How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son."

Weekend Jokes More Weekend Jokes

Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.