What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip

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What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

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Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip

How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?

Take them out their wheelchair.