How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you get a German out of the bath?

A: Turn on the water.

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call a teacher that's always late?

Mr. Bus (think about it)

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Why can't woman drive?

Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.