How do you get a German out of the bath?

A: Turn on the water.

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What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

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Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in .

Why did the Germans bail the Greeks out?

Because they took Pita on them

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How do you make an Ethiopian grow?

Just add water.

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.