How do you get a German out of the bath?

A: Turn on the water.

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How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

What do you call a teenage boy who turns into a vampire before he gets bit?

Premature Edraculation

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What's the difference between a German and a Virgin?

one one appreciates good head

What's green and german?

Snotzis.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

What is trees' preferred drug?

Water. It helps them get high.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.