Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in .

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What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

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How do German bread greet each other?

Gluten tag!

Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in .

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What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

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How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

Your fingers.