Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in .

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Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

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What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.

How many germans does it take to change a lightbulp?

One. We are efficient and don't have any humor.

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How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

because he wasn't a fungi!

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Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(