Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in .

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What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.

What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.

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What do you call a rude German?

A Deutsch bag

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

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How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

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What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

dis counts!!

How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.