Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in .

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

What's the difference between onions and your mother-in-law?

You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.

German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

What do Germans say when you show them a meme?

Danke.

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.