Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

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Why are white people bad at chess?

They think all the white pieces are kings.

Why is everyone tired of the king playing video poker on his porcelain throne?

A: Cause they're sick of all his royal flushes.

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Where do ants keep their armies?

in their sleevies

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

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Where do generals keep their armies?

in their sleevies

Where did Julius Caesar keep his armies?

In his sleevies.