Who is king of all the mice ?

Mouse Tse Tung !

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How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound

Why do mice have such tiny balls?

Because so few of them can dance!