When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?

Who cares

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's a Latin professor's favorite song?

Hit the quam

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

Pavement Jokes More Pavement Jokes

What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands?

I literally can't even."

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

30 Jokes More 30 Jokes

How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second