When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

How many depressed people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who cares...

What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress?

A confashion.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

Pavement Jokes More Pavement Jokes

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

What was John Lennons final hit?

The pavement

30 Jokes More 30 Jokes

How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?

Please Get Out The Pool"

How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.