How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?

I'm paw !

What do you call a cat in love?

Romeow

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What is white and hurts a homophobic man if it lands on him?

An airplane

What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

Height Jokes More Height Jokes

What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a

What do you call an Ape that's afraid of heights?

A chimp-pansy. This is my go to primatology joke.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What is ISIS's favorite type of text?

Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.