A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.
Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.
A: Catsup!
Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
They get Kim to talk slowly to him.
You can drop her off wherever.
He got too attached to his work.
Exactly the same.
An airplane
A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins
They want to climb the heights of the business world!
A nun with a spear through her head.
What did one earring say to the other? You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere
